All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

“Four legs good, two legs bad.”

-George Orwell in Animal Farm.

Mad linkage:

Good Christian Bitches.

The 10 unanswerable questions answered.

The 10 songs most likely to make a man cry.

Compare The Onion AV Club’s 50 best movies of the 00s to those selected by your friendly neighborhood Counterforce.

The pictures in this post (except one) are all by Dave Eggers., from a portfolio of his entitled “It Is Right To Draw Their Fur.”

Inconceivable vs. unthinkable.

Geeks vs. hipsters.

Criminals steal Interpol chief’s Facebook identity.

The beginning of the backlash against Joanathan Franzen?

Tao Lin parodies that Franzen profile in Time.

The FBI is still all up in John Lennon’s junk, whose birthday would’ve been tomorrow. “Nobody told me there would be days like these!” See:

via Google.

This is no longer relevant, but still humor to me: Jared Leto hitting on Lady Gaga.

Tony Gilroy is directing the next Jason Bourne movie, which may or may not include Matt Damon.

Talking comics with Jason.

The first ten pages of The Social Network.

Also, Fincher close to getting a deal similar to that which gave us “The Night Chronicles.”

“I change shapes just to hide in this place but I’m still an animal.”

Mark Z. Danielewski putting out a 27 volume masterpiece about lost cats?

David E. Kelley working on a new Wonder Woman TV show.

Maria Diaz quoted in LA Times.

Mark David Chapman had to go into protective custody to have conjugal visit sex with his wife.

“There are two things for which animals are to be envied: they know nothing of future evils, or of what people say about them.”

-Voltaire.

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2 responses to “All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.

  1. First of all, fuck the AV Club.

    Now then, where were we? Oh yeah, fuck the AV Club. That was the lamest, most uninspired list of sad bastard music evar. Also, the “Hidden Indicators of Bad Taste”-o-meter was going off the chart in their 50 best movies list. Almost Famous? The Two Towers?? Seriously, choke on your own dicks and die, AV Club. How can such a great satire site have such a fucking horrible staff of critics?

  2. Seriously. When you have ten years worth of movies to choose from and you put Kill Bill vol. 1 somewhere in your top 10 then, I’m sorry, but something is wrong. It may be time to hang up the license to kill that is “reviewing movies online.”

    That said, I used to like the AV Club. Way back when, I did. I used to trust their movie reviews and sometimes their album reviews. Then something happened. Maybe I did. Maybe too much time passed. Of course, this was back in the days when Television Without Pity was still called Mighty Big TV (but post-Dawson’s Wrap). Since then I think the AV Club have survived on their constant vocal praise of The Wire, as if that makes up for anything else.

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