…was, up until the 16th century, the original name that mariners had for sharks:
As of right now, mariners and seamen (and women) don’t have a cooler nickname for pictures of hot girls with animal heads:
But you just know they’re working on it.
The other day, bored at work, Conrad and I noticed one of those stupid internet games and, just for shits and giggles, played along. This one: Go to google and put in your name followed by the word “needs,” as in “Conrad needs” and list the first five hits.
Five things that Conrad needs: Help, help, a friend, a kidney, and to die.
I’m still laughing at that.
Five things that Marco needs: A sleeping bag, help (always), a release (always), “to learn,” and a beer. Thanks, internet!
The Village of the Twins. Twin Village!
Afghan elders strike truce with the Taliban.
HAARP energizing the ionosphere.
Porn for women more interested in raising some fast cash now rather than raising penises.
Newspapers vs. The Web: Has this war been fought before?
Mystery face found in archaeological dig.
Axelrod’s son hired by HuffPo.
Sewage sludge kills White House veggie garden.
Riding a Great White.
A drop (of blood) in the ocean.
The Swine Flu is getting more serious, yo.
The corrections of the NYT.
I don’t know how Kick Ass won’t be controversial.
The trailer for The Lovely Bones.
Teen Satanists may be a bit irrational. Hormones and hellfire mix oddly.
Slow moving UFO over Washington state.
Vladimir Putin: Shirtless, horseback.
Fireman and his wife accidentally burn down house during hot, hot sex.
Bubbles The Chimp to pen a tell all memoir about Michael Jackson. Shoot me now, people.